I'm going to destroy the image some of you have of me with this one. I went to see This is it, Michael Jackson's post-mortem film, a couple of weeks ago and I enjoyed the hell out of it.
If you're looking for someone to blame, blame Sean McConnell. He performed an absolutely credible version of Dirty Diana and it's been stuck in my head since. I know damn well I couldn't live this life. Don't guess Michael could either: